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I think Mom and Dad adopted Brad from the Schitt's

Growing up Night

Who in my family felt this way growing up on Bicknell?

Americans are NOT stupid

Eric and I thought this was funny--the first half anyway. And that little four letter word makes it unaccetable for the eternal jenkin's family. Thanks John for helping me figure this out.

Post-election let down...

Fanboys trailer...

Henry VOTED

Henry gives McCain the edge to take California and win the Presidency!

So if the Jenkins Family voted today, here is how the election would turn out.

Obama gets these States:
Michigan 17 = Eric & Michelle
Org 7 = Dave and Robin
Obama 24 Electoral College

McCain gets these States
Colorado 9 = McCain: Simonsens, Patsy & Phil / Packs vote towards Bob Barr & go to a waste.
California 55 = Obama: Brad & Leslie / McCain: John, Robin, & Henry
McCain 45 Electoral College

David and Brad have already hired attorneys to throw out Henry's vote.
After much weeks of investigation into Henry past, they discover that Henry has actually voted around 500 times in different states through his travels. Henry actually voted under many different names:
Henry Jenkins, Henry the Evil Troll, Henry McCoy, Henry Pack, Henry Simonsen, Henry Rackley, Henry Unck, Henry Neiman, Henry Nieman, Henry Jean, Henry Dankers, Henry Martin, Henry Roberts, Henry Corey, Henry Bush, Henry Obama, Henry Russell, Henry Winn, Henry Smith, Henry Young, Henry Stern, Henry Ford, Henry Hulme, Henry Tso, Henry Dunnet, Henry Bridge, Henry Politis, Evil Uncle Henry, Henry Prost, & Henry Packer.
Looks Like Henry might be traveling to the big house for quite some time for voter fraud.
But then Henry Hires his own Attorney to look into Brad's past and we won't even get into that on this posting, Not enough space in the internet to cover that topic.

At the end of all this.

Obama finally wins in the courts.

Henry goes to Jail.

Don't forget to vote...

Samuel and Prop 8

Leslie and I want to make an important announcement to the family. Our beautiful son Samuel is gay. We have been ashamed and embarrassed by Samuel’s orientation. We have done everything in our power to hide it from the rest of the family. We have also done everything in our power to rid Samuel of his unique feelings. Even as an infant, Samuel showed signs of his misunderstood desires. He was often caught holding hands with other male babies in the hospital nursery. We had the doctor crack open his skull and cut out parts of his brain tissue in order to make him “normal.” That is the real reason for Samuel’s scar. The other techniques we tried on Sam were: partial drowning, minor match burns, facial slapping, restrictive clothing, carefully placed electrical shocks, sleep deprivation, handcuffs, icy baths, etc. The reason Samuel looks so sad and frightened in the picture is because we had just found him dressed up as a woman, again. He was fearful of the new techniques we were going to use to help change him. After much prayer and medication, Leslie and I have decided to embrace our son for who he truly is. We love him as he is. We are voting no on Proposition 8 so our son Samuel will not be discriminated against by Christian Nazis.

Those damn Canadians...