Henry gives McCain the edge to take California and win the Presidency!
So if the Jenkins Family voted today, here is how the election would turn out.

Obama gets these States:
Michigan 17 = Eric & Michelle
Org 7 = Dave and Robin
Obama 24 Electoral College
McCain gets these States
Colorado 9 = McCain: Simonsens, Patsy & Phil / Packs vote towards Bob Barr & go to a waste.
California 55 = Obama: Brad & Leslie / McCain: John, Robin, & Henry
McCain 45 Electoral College
David and Brad have already hired attorneys to throw out Henry's vote.
After much weeks of investigation into Henry past, they discover that Henry has actually voted around 500 times in different states through his travels. Henry actually voted under many different names:
Henry Jenkins, Henry the Evil Troll, Henry McCoy, Henry Pack, Henry Simonsen, Henry Rackley, Henry Unck, Henry Neiman, Henry Nieman, Henry Jean, Henry Dankers, Henry Martin, Henry Roberts, Henry Corey, Henry Bush, Henry Obama, Henry Russell, Henry Winn, Henry Smith, Henry Young, Henry Stern, Henry Ford, Henry Hulme, Henry Tso, Henry Dunnet, Henry Bridge, Henry Politis, Evil Uncle Henry, Henry Prost, & Henry Packer.
Looks Like Henry might be traveling to the big house for quite some time for voter fraud.
But then Henry Hires his own Attorney to look into Brad's past and we won't even get into that on this posting, Not enough space in the internet to cover that topic.
At the end of all this.
Obama finally wins in the courts.
Henry goes to Jail.
4 comments:
That was funny. Did ACORN help Henry with his voter registration?
The irony is, McCain has already used his lawyers to open the first lawsuit of this election:
http://hamptonroads.com/print/486648
It's going to get crazy.
- Dave
Actually, McCain gave a very gracious concession speech. I was impressed. He was also incredible on SNL.
Lets all get back to work and on with life. That includes everyone. I am SO Glad this election is over. Obama will be a great leader even though he'll take away more of my MONIES. My last question is when will the jobs start flowing in? I was very impressed with McCain's concession speech also. Leslie's so happy she's even let Brad celebrate with a Schlitz Malt Liquor.
Actually, she let US celebrate with expensive Italian liqueurs. And, John and Robin and Henry, you know which kinds Leslie loves the most.
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